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Tru: I want to go to that outdoor coffee shop. Probably just cause its outdoors.

A$$man: I DON'T, looks like a bunch of spelly hippies go there. Hippies and their patchouilley oil.

Tru: I don't like patchouilley. Makes me think of armpits, which I suppose turns some people on.

A$$man: Everyone has their fetish.

Tru: Yeah, whats yours.

A$$man: (crickets chirping)

A$$man: Well what exactly is a fetish? It's nonsexual right?

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